战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第4页/共6页]

兵器的庞大程度和操纵者的智商成反比。

不管你从哪条线路行军，都是上坡路。

70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

相称首要的炮弹老是哑弹。

119. Mine fields are not neutral.

设备的重量与你需求扛着它的时候成反比。

92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

如果一个火线兵士偶然入耳到两个参谋在会商，那他必然是呆得太后了。（参谋职员都是怯懦鬼）

90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

93. The crucial round is a dud.

交火后，受伤的严峻程度与到掩体的间隔成反比。

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

137. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

130. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

一支军队的作战才气与它表面的都雅程度成反比。

123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.