战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第5页/共6页]

长官的高傲程度与他的官职成反比（另有他的不值得信赖程度和有害程度）。

如果你筹办好了一次伏击，仇敌不会进入你的伏击圈。

101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

交火后，受伤的严峻程度与到掩体的间隔成反比。

112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干甚么事。

89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

弹雨当中逞豪杰的人常常死得最快。

134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

如果你的侧翼迂回停止的很顺利，是因为仇敌正等候着你从侧翼靠近他们。

98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.

104. There is always a way， and it usually doesn't work.

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

军需官那边的东西只要两个尺码：太大的和太小的。

103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

77. Air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short.

如果你落空了仇敌的踪迹，转头看看。

统统船只都能够当扫雷艇……一次性的。

129. The quartermaster has only two sizes， too large and too small.

118. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.