战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第3页/共6页]

最合适某个事情的军官老是在这个职位已经被别人占有后一天调来。

89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

手榴弹的杀伤半径老是比你能扑出的间隔多一英尺。

80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want， but they know for certain what they don't want.

需求散兵坑时，它们老是太远。（注：convenient在这里是指地理上的便当，就仿佛所谓的便当店一样，以是不能解作“温馨”）

不管你从哪条线路行军，都是上坡路。

88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， and lucky enough to survive.

97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on， he will bypass you.

128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

如果一个疆场上的题目只要一种处理计划，这必然是个笨拙的计划。

83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.