战场墨菲法则【二】转！[第2页/共6页]

最合适某个事情的军官老是在这个职位已经被别人占有后一天调来。

104. There is always a way， and it usually doesn't work.

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

从一小我那边盗取信息叫抄袭，从仇敌那边盗取信息叫汇集谍报。

82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干甚么事。

紫心勋章（美国授予受伤兵士的勋章）证明你聪明到能够想出一个打算，笨拙到尝试这个打算，并且荣幸到活了下来。

在疆场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你必然要重视是否忽视了某些潜伏的伤害。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）

兵器的庞大程度和操纵者的智商成反比。

如果你第一次尝试不胜利的话，你或许分歧适去拆炸弹。

98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.

你夜间的宿营地是你白日行军累了的处所。

疆场上，你只要搞到热东西吃，就老是要下雨的。

81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem， then it is usually a stupid solution.

如果一个疆场上的题目只要一种处理计划，这必然是个笨拙的计划。

137. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

如果一个火线兵士偶然入耳到两个参谋在会商，那他必然是呆得太后了。（参谋职员都是怯懦鬼）

120. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it.